Post by stano40 on Jan 4, 2007 19:41:58 GMT -5
Life Sux!
I finally hit 60 years of age and everyone tells me to enjoy my golden years. Sure, it's easy for them their not 60 and have to wake up every morning with constant pain in their joints and trying to figure out where your at.
I'll do something nice for the kids and all I hear is "My father is a mean old man".
My dog bit me and now is probably telling all the other dogs in the neighborhood I taste old. The little jerk.
My wife falls asleep on me first now and gets up first; so now I don't even know if she is real or a figment of my imagination.
People come over or call on the phone and tell me they know me and I don't remember them. Then I find out their creditors.
My In-Laws have no clue who I am, but their older than I am anyways. Lucky devils.
My daughter just let out a scream that could be heard two counties over and told me her cats are staring at a snake. It was one of the small ball pythons balled up behind her door scared out of its wits. Now she's blaming me for putting the snake in there. Heck if I ever thought of it, I would have put three others in there as well.
I guess I shouldn't complain too much there are people who like me. The doctors and pharmaceutical companies, as long as I still have medicade.
So, How's Life.....................yea! right.
bob/stano40
I finally hit 60 years of age and everyone tells me to enjoy my golden years. Sure, it's easy for them their not 60 and have to wake up every morning with constant pain in their joints and trying to figure out where your at.
I'll do something nice for the kids and all I hear is "My father is a mean old man".
My dog bit me and now is probably telling all the other dogs in the neighborhood I taste old. The little jerk.
My wife falls asleep on me first now and gets up first; so now I don't even know if she is real or a figment of my imagination.
People come over or call on the phone and tell me they know me and I don't remember them. Then I find out their creditors.
My In-Laws have no clue who I am, but their older than I am anyways. Lucky devils.
My daughter just let out a scream that could be heard two counties over and told me her cats are staring at a snake. It was one of the small ball pythons balled up behind her door scared out of its wits. Now she's blaming me for putting the snake in there. Heck if I ever thought of it, I would have put three others in there as well.
I guess I shouldn't complain too much there are people who like me. The doctors and pharmaceutical companies, as long as I still have medicade.
So, How's Life.....................yea! right.
bob/stano40
